Captain’s Log, Stardate 2008-0819
We’re boarded up now, safe inside. The sky outside is dark, but a few clouds can be seen scattered about, distant scouts leading the way of the monstrous storm that is rapidly approaching. Becky and Paul are hiding in the bathtub as I write, their cheeks streaked with the liquid fear of impending devastation. I just got back from Walmart. It was hell on Earth. The shelves were stripped down to nothing, no bread, no Cup-O-Noodles, no Bumble Bee tuna. I saw a small child reach for the last pack of D batteries and a 300 pound woman tore his arm off at the shoulder and ate it. As the beaten down blue-vest wearing workers hastily pulled pallets from the back room, they were attacked like unfortunate gazelles wandering into a pool of ravenous piranha. I loaded the peanut butter and beef jerky into my cart, anything to get us through the days ahead, all the while dodging the rioters as they tore down displays of bottled water and Wheat Thins, rolling on the floor in fits of rage, overtaken by their quest for survival.
The hurricane is coming, and there’s no way out.
The schools are shut down, the streets are empty. The old man across the street is building a large boat out of hickory bark. Chester is buckled up tightly on the porch with a cat size life preserver. Families are gathered around their television sets as panicked weather men speak of our comrades to the south, already overtaken by Fay. When she gets here, she’ll be a Category I Hurricane. In 2004, the power in Jacksonville was out for nine days. This could very well be my last transmission.
Wait... I hear the thunder. It’s here.
3 comments:
Conspiracy Theory:
Government weather manipulation to propagate economic recovery.
Uncle John
Oh for crying out loud! Can you possibly whine anymore? Have you been taking lessons from a certain Weasel I know? It is good to hear you have taken all the necessary precautions to survive this onslaught that is coming towards you. Your mother now has even more gray hairs then before! We will check in again soon for your next update from Hurricane Central.
I'll have you know we are praying for you. Weather on the west coast is perfect, warm air, warm water, soft sand between my toes, nice ocean breeze. The occasional mexican gang drive by...but that's okay I have a kevlar swimming suit. Life is good. I'm thinking about testing for OCFD, thats Orange County Fire District for the layperson. Don't tell mom or her hair may suddenly change from brown to white like the flip of a switch. I think between the two of us we're pushing her into permanent residence at Grizzly Peak...and that doesn't even count what Laura has done!! ;-) Maybe she'll have to move across the street to Hunter's Glen.
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